‘œThere are only two emotions in a plane: boredom and terror.’ ‘“ Orson Welles

I’m 2,602 miles shy of Executive Platinum status on American Airlines this year. Why does this matter? Executive Platinum is the Holy Grail for frequent flyers. Primo status offers perks and benefits that only a true road-warrior can understand and appreciate.

American Airlines Frequent FlyerI’ve never made Executive Platinum status ‘“ which is 100,000 actual qualifying miles flown in one calendar year (and doesn’t include those accrued using an AdAdvantage Mastercard ‘“ those points count toward free tickets, but not status). I make Platinum year after year, but Executive Platinum is what sets apart the men from the boys. Silly as it seems, I’ve always wanted this validation of the elite. God knows, I travel enough. I feel like I deserve this designation.

Why all the fuss about the status of your status?

  • Elites use first class check-in, board early, get priority seating and priority waitlists.
  • Elites use the faster frequent traveler security lines.
  • Elites get complimentary upgrades.
  • Elites get bonus miles, ranging from 25 percent to 200 percent on all your flown miles.
  • Elites have a better shot at redeeming miles for awards.

Throughout my career I have racked up 1.3 million miles on American Airlines and this year, with 97,398 of actual flown miles, I’m the closest I’ve ever been to the 100,000 mark. Last year, I had 81,000 miles and while I joked about doing a mileage run, I really wasn’t serious.

What’s a mileage run? Travel novice, listen up. A mileage run, as defined by Wikipedia, is a paid airline trip designed solely for gaining maximum frequent flyer miles and/or points for no other reason than to gain the miles and/or points.

At the end of the year, there’s a run on flights and a flurry of discussions in the forums at places like FlyerTalk. It’s a ritual that only the hard-core business traveler really gets.

This year, a mileage run is doable for me. All that is required is a quick jaunt to New York and back before New Year’s Eve and this would put me over. A ticket from LAX to NYC would cost me about $450.

Is primo, super elite status worth the price? Or is it priceless? You tell me. Comments welcomed below.

For some other fun reading on this topic, Wired Magazine writer Dave Demerjian did a mileage run last summer to make a point. He also talked about it on NPR. Road warriors enjoy.